November 2, 2008
Dear Diary-
Last night, I set a boy on fire. I’m not sure why I did it, as the whole night was a blur. I think it’s because he kissed me and didn’t mean it. This morning he called to tell me that he was okay, but he misses his new shirt (which was lost in the blaze). Anyhoo, I’m glad no one had to go to the hospital, as I’m in London and not sure how their healthcare system applies to foreigners.
I hope he learned his lesson.
Signing off,
J
(photo by paul lane)
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